The Kingdom of Womble 5978 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.364 billion Womble 5978ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Womble 5978ian economy, worth 297 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 35,584 kronor, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,343 per year while the poor average 2,230, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5978's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5978 is ranked 233,376^th in the world and 7,207^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.